-Ever fancy doing it in the dark with a total stranger?

-Do you think KFC is still open?

-Times never wasted when your wasted all the time. 

-Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most

-I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

-Be kool.. Dont go to school :D

-I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen

-24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

-sometimes I think if I blink,you'll disappear

-even if the voices aren't real,they have some good ideas!:P

-It's amazing the way you can always make me smile

-It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

-How'd you like to be alone and drowning?

-U cant touch this!

-Am I too lost to be saved?

-I lie inside myself for hours and watch my purple skies fly over me.

-falling feels like flying until you hit the ground

-What do you do when the only person who can mek you stop crying is the one that made you cry?

-The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intention of catching her

-If at first you do succeed -try not to look astonished.

-I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking

-the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesnt exist

-Those who fear the darkness have no idea what light can do

-The irony of life is that no one gets out alive

-When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew

-I Had A Friend Once... But The Rope Broke And He Got Away...

-Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question

-Its not my fault i fell 4 you..u tripped me

-Im on Alesse

-Anytime you want me just say so Cause when it comes to you I can't say no

-Don't you wish you were my homework so I'd be doing you right now?

-Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

-Trying is the first step towards failure

-I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

-Fat people are harder to kidnap

-Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good

-Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

-I may be blonde but im not stupid

-Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

-The higher you are, the farther you fall

-A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

-Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!

-Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced?

-Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart

-Dont steal, the government hates competition

-It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean

-I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock

-It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye

-Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up

-Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do

-Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart

-Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... your the one who tore it all apart

-Im falling for you ... please catch me

-That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back

-If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands

-Lifes to short to date ugly guys

-I dont play hard to get.I play to get you hard

-Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!

-True love doesnt have a happy ending, true love doesnt have an ending

-Screw milk... i'll do your body good!

-Love begins with a smile..grows with a kiss..and ends with a tear

- fell head over heals for you, i know other positions to

-Me, you, whipped cream, handcuffs! ne questions?

-Roses are red, violets are blue, but you make me see all kinds of colours

-Dont always go for a guy who can sweep u off of ur feet, cos he can dop u on ur ass just as fast!

-Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl

-In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!

-You don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up.

-If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission 

-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!

-If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily?

-I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind

-Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick and it's gone

-Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say

-You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel

-If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.

-I would love to marry a lawyer cuz u know ur always gonna get screwded!

-Just another fucking player,laughing with the guys
About the stupid girl who fell for all your fucking lies